CALL THE AGENT
If your vessel enters port, call the agent,
If your berth appears too short, call the agent
If your ship wrecks on a mole,
If she’s drifting t’wards a shoal
Or your tug runs out of coal,
CALL THE AGENT
If the doctor is too late, call the agent
If your gangs all have to wait, call the agent,
If the pilot is not there
And delay is what you fear,
If this costs you too much beer,
CALL THE AGENT
If the “Customs” need more paper, call the agent,
And your patience starts to vapour, call the agent
If they keep you from your letter
From your wife (or even better) –
Those from Principals do not matter –
CALL THE AGENT
If the Stevedore ruins your space, call the agent
If you have your nerves to brace, call the agent
If you have to stop to rain,
To wait for cargo all in vain,
And your gangs are slack again,
CALL THE AGENT
If you want to go ashore, call the agent
To have some fun and maybe more, call the agent
If the crew is in the fight,
Or some fuel you must invite,
Urgent crises in the night,
CALL THE AGENT
If your oil’s spilled on deck, call the agent
If the gangway is a wreck, call the agent
If the old man’s on the blink
Or a draft falls in the drink
If you have not time to think,
CALL THE AGENT
Yea, the scapegoat on the quay, he’s the agent,
All the petty griefs are his, damn the agent,
And at that, the stupid fool
Remains to you a useless tool,
Thank Heavens you’re always cool,
AND NOT THE AGENT
+380 4840 61120 (Danube agent 24 hrs/7 days)